Little splittemness

Täydennystä eiliseen sen verran, että Ian Dury & The Blockheadsin loistavan singlehitin Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick b-puoli kuulosti korvaani alusta lähtien verrattomalta. Nyt totesin, että se löytyypi juutuubilta ja siihen löytyi myös sanat. Jolsei tällaisesta nauti, niin itsessä on vika, luulisin.

There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards

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Noel Coward was a charmer.
As a writer he was brahma.
Velvet, jackets and pyjamas,
The gay divorce and other dramas.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Einstein can't be classed as witless.
He claimed atoms were the littlest.
When you did a bit of splittemness,
Frighten everybody shitless.

There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum).
There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Now that we've had some,
let's hope that there's lots more to come.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Okey-dokey!
Oh!
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Se on niin kuolematonta kamaa, tykkäsin kappaleesta ennen kuin tajusin puoliakaan sanoista, mutta aina vaan paranoo. Lucky bleeder. "Some eyeball pleasers" tai " atoms were the littlest" ovat aika kivasti sanottuja asioita. Probably got help from his mum.